PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic boo